What is the sexiest occupation for men?
It has been an on-going battle through the ages, who rules the sexual roost? At first it was simple, the Hunter v.s the Gatherer (obviously the hunter wins) but in this day and age there are so many different jobs and a man’s role is no longer so clearly defined. How is one to choose from all these different occupations?
I would love to tell you that the writer is a renown sexually charged demi-god but I would hate to disappoint. Historically, the ladies go crazy for…
1. The Artists – In the 21st century, I think it would be an easy assumption to say that sex and musicians go hand in hand. It seems that if you’re in a band, you get sex, whatever the aesthetics. Just look at Keith Richards, he tends to resemble your grandmas old leather handbag, but it seems half of England would jump into the sack with that musical god.
2. The Thespians – A close second to the guitarists, with their nimble fingers, and the drummers, who knows how to bang hardest, is the actor. The actor is a forbidden fruit for most of us mere mortals but it doesn’t mean we can’t dream of having Kiera Knightley and her newly public nipples in our own bedrooms. What makes actors so seductive is that we witness them falling in love over and over again, becoming increasingly romantic in the new yearly RomCom. It means we can take the journey with them and imagine ourselves as the object of desire, the next Ryan Reynolds or Mila Kunis. Irresistible.
3. Men in Uniform – Now a lot of people wouldn’t class a famous actor or musician as a real job, so let’s delve into the more everyday life jobs. Men in uniform would be an easy choice but most of the time the police I come to witness are less Channing Tatum of 21 Jump Street and more Paul Blart Mall Cop. So instead of men and women in blue I give my uniform vote to the fire-fighters. A fire-fighter save our lives (and kittens from trees) on a daily basis. Even as a heterosexual man I can see the appeal of a big muscular, sweaty fireman. The same dream of a sexy nurse to care for me when I’m sick is also a burst bubble. The last nurse I had had great boobs and bent over I saw their underwear. Unfortunately his name was Gary and his breath smelt like mushy peas and coffee.
…but who would a modern older woman date?
4. The Scientists – The sexiest occupation of the 21st century according to Harvard Business is a the Data Scientist. Unfortunately after a great amount of internet surfing and an arduous experience with Wikipedia I cannot for the life of me understand why a data scientist would be so sexy. Please if there is a data scientist who knows why, I would love to hear from you.
5. The Google Favourites – Running a basic search, two jobs pop up as sexiest time and time again. Chefs and urm… pediatricians. Actually I must say I agree. As two of the more normal down to earth jobs these two are full of potential for the sexy factor.
If “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, this could also be the same for women? A man who knows his way around the kitchen is very important. After all, to return to our predatory instincts, a man who can cook well for women is surely more apt to provide for them. The immense amount of skill found in 5 star chefs definitely adds a few points to that sex appeal too. Think about it: if you like a dominant man, try Gordon Ramsey. Clearly he is the bossiest cooker in the business and he can talk dirty at the same time, “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin and I’ll ram it right up your..!”
As for the pediatrician, these are men who spend 24/7 caring for children. They are the most paternal of us, not only do they love kids but they understand how to rationalize with children and that’s a handy skill for long-term prospects. A man that is good with children melts women’s hearts, so get over the baby sick on his shirt you’re in for a treat.
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