The Nude Shot: Crude, rude and kills the mood
While having afternoon Pimms at the Wolseley…
J: What I don’t understand is why some guys upload headless torso shots! I mean, apart from the fact that dissected body parts aren’t attractive, you wouldn’t recognize the bloke when going on the date!
W: You’d be surprised what some women send!
J: Women?!
W: Afraid so! It’s not only men that send dismembered body part pics, Lady J!
J: Really? Women as well?
W: Indeed.
J: Such as…
W: Do you really want the details?
J: Rather not, but I can imagine. I always thought men were turned on by female nudity?
W: Well nude parts in photos can be attractive, if subtly done. When it comes to sexy photos, the golden rule is what you can’t see is more suggestive than what you do show. You’ve got to allow room for imagination!!
J: Plus it’s classier!
W: Exactly, I’d rather have a suggestive photo of a women in a nice corset, stylishly posed, than a full frontal punani done on a office chair in front of mirror with said camera phone in hand!
J: OMG, you’ve had that sent to you?!
W: Sadly! Thankfully I’ve also had the corset shot sent to me, I know which I prefer 😉
J: Totally get that. Of course, but I do have to ask…..
W: Go on….
J: Have you ever sent…
W: I know what you’re going to say!
J: You do?
W: I do!
J: Which is?
W: Have I ever sent a willy shot!
J: Well have you?
W: What do you take me for!
J: Well Sir Will, I did think you have standards!
W: And indeed I do, but I am amazed by the number of women who have received more than they expected in photos, if you follow my drift!
J: I do indeed! I think for most women it would be a turn off. They’d prefer to unwrap that particular treasure at their leisure….
W: Definitely Lady J 😉
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