Should A Relationship Start With Friendship?

I'm regularly confused with Clark Kent, and I'm confused regularly. 

Nothing in this life seems to make any sense until you write it down in black and white. And even then it can be a struggle. In a world ruled by the media and the oppressive ideologies of some big wig, I'm just a young guy trying to make sense of it... at least until the apes take over. You can find me at my computer, or at the pub with a good book. I'll be here questioning "why" until the wheels fall off...