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Reasons not to date an older man

These are all reasons we’ve heard from our female members why they don’t want to date an older man. Maybe you can add some more!

1/ “I was dating this older man who I was getting on really well with, we were going to see films, out to dinner etc and had quite a lot to talk about. Then went it came to staying over he said ‘I hope you’re not expecting sex!’

2/ It really follows on from number 1 : a prediliction for Horlicks over Dirty Martinis.

3/Over enthusiasm for the golf course, where catching a birdie takes on a whole new meaning.

4/The belief that they are right about everything and there’s no possibility of shifting that.

5/They’ve forgotten the joy of life and complain about everything.

6/ The dreaded comb-over as illustrated by this photo of Donald Trump and his friend. It’s just so wrong!

 

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