Women’s English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need to talk = you’re in trouble
Sure, go ahead = you better not
Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
Men’s English
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
Nice dress = Nice clevage!
I love you = let’s have sex now!
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Do you want to see a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Those shoes don’t go well with that outfit = I’m gay
Anything you’d like to add to this will be discussed in the forum….
By JuliaM
