As we’ve had a lot of new Irish members recently it seems particularly appropriate to publish this article about how in a poll women rated men from different countries as lovers. It seems the English are second worst and the Irish are fifth best.
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered “too smelly”.
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded “too quick to finish” and came third.
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers
WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
Perhaps it’s the Irish wit that makes them attractive to women as this joke might (or might not) bear witness:
An italian, a frenchman and an Irishman in a bar.
The Italian says: “When I have a-finished makina love with my
girl-a-friend,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa SIX inches abova da
bed in ecstasy”.
The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze
love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze
soles
of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats TWELVE inches above ze bed in
pure ecstasy”.
The Irishman says, “Dat’s nottin’. When Oi’ve finished shaggin’ me bord, I
get out of da bed, walk over to d’window and wipe me knob on the curtains.
She hits the fockin’ roof.
What do you think? Men of which nationality make the best lovers?
