Here are some of the options (but I’m not saying they’re the right ones)…

1. Cold Turkey

If it’s early enough into the relationship is it simpler and easier to just stop contact, ignore the messages and just hope they get the hint? Personally I’d say no but I know the kind of people who just stop replying, they ignore the phone calls and delete the texts because they don’t want to face the hassle. I would have thought people who are old enough for an adult relationship are also mature enough to speak their mind but obviously not in some cases. I would hope it goes without saying that this option is not recommended.

2. The purposeful mistake

This one is just terrible but hilarious at the same time, again a cowardice way out but as a past eye-witness it seems to work perfectly when executed correctly. The thought behind it is you intentionally kiss someone else, then confess your sins and split the sheets. It’s risky business because it can go one of two ways. Either you stop seeing each other but you gain a reputation of a skulduggerous cheater or they forgive you accept your mistakes and you’re back stuck at square one.

3. Friend zoning

Surely most people have heard of the friend-zone, it is the point in which a pair hit the platonic wall and realise there won’t be a kind of relationship between them. Ask anyone who knows of the friend-zone and they will tell you it’s virtually impossible to get out of it. This is a completely reasonable choice in my opinion, it shows you still get on with the person but don’t see them as a romantic option. I don’t mean the golden line of “let’s be friends” I just mean have a mature sit down conversation and explain what’s on the table. Who knows, after some no strings attached social time you might realise you like them romantically as well.

4. And the right way is…

You can’t be annoyed if a person doesn’t want a relationship, some people just aren’t right for each other. It would be like getting pissed off at someone for not liking the taste of chicken. It’s not something they can change but as long as they are honest and do the noble thing of telling you without the use of option 1 and 2 then no harm done. It’s as simple as shaking hands and cutting your losses. Honesty is always the best policy, a cliché I know, but it works pretty well in this instance.

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It has been an on-going battle through the ages, who rules the sexual roost? At first it was simple, the Hunter v.s the Gatherer (obviously the hunter wins) but in this day and age there are so many different jobs and a man’s role is no longer so clearly defined. How is one to choose from all these different occupations?

I would love to tell you that the writer is a renown sexually charged demi-god but I would hate to disappoint. Historically, the ladies go crazy for…

1. The Artists – In the 21^st century, I think it would be an easy assumption to say that sex and musicians go hand in hand. It seems that if you’re in a band, you get sex, whatever the aesthetics. Just look at Keith Richards, he tends to resemble your grandmas old leather handbag, but it seems half of England would jump into the sack with that musical god.

2. The Thespians – A close second to the guitarists, with their nimble fingers, and the drummers, who knows how to bang hardest, is the actor. The actor is a forbidden fruit for most of us mere mortals but it doesn’t mean we can’t dream of having Kiera Knightley and her newly public nipples in our own bedrooms. What makes actors so seductive is that we witness them falling in love over and over again, becoming increasingly romantic in the new yearly RomCom. It means we can take the journey with them and imagine ourselves as the object of desire, the next Ryan Reynolds or Mila Kunis. Irresistible.

3. Men in Uniform – Now a lot of people wouldn’t class a famous actor or musician as a real job, so let’s delve into the more everyday life jobs. Men in uniform would be an easy choice but most of the time the police I come to witness are less Channing Tatum of 21 Jump Street and more Paul Blart Mall Cop. So instead of men and women in blue I give my uniform vote to the fire-fighters. A fire-fighter save our lives (and kittens from trees) on a daily basis. Even as a heterosexual man I can see the appeal of a big muscular, sweaty fireman. The same dream of a sexy nurse to care for me when I’m sick is also a burst bubble. The last nurse I had had great boobs and bent over I saw their underwear. Unfortunately his name was Gary and his breath smelt like mushy peas and coffee.

…but who would a modern older woman date? 

4. The Scientists – The sexiest occupation of the 21^st century according to Harvard Business is a the Data Scientist. Unfortunately after a great amount of internet surfing and an arduous experience with Wikipedia I cannot for the life of me understand why a data scientist would be so sexy. Please if there is a data scientist who knows why, I would love to hear from you.

5. The Google Favourites – Running a basic search, two jobs pop up as sexiest time and time again. Chefs and urm… pediatricians. Actually I must say I agree. As two of the more normal down to earth jobs these two are full of potential for the sexy factor.

If “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, this could also be the same for women? A man who knows his way around the kitchen is very important. After all, to return to our predatory instincts, a man who can cook well for women is surely more apt to provide for them. The immense amount of skill found in 5 star chefs definitely adds a few points to that sex appeal too. Think about it: if you like a dominant man, try Gordon Ramsey. Clearly he is the bossiest cooker in the business and he can talk dirty at the same time, “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin and I’ll ram it right up your..!”

As for the pediatrician, these are men who spend 24/7 caring for children. They are the most paternal of us, not only do they love kids but they understand how to rationalize with children and that’s a handy skill for long-term prospects. A man that is good with children melts women’s hearts, so get over the baby sick on his shirt you’re in for a treat.

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