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Indiana Jones, The Mummy, TimeTeam…it’s clear, Archaeology is Sexy and Sexy is Archaeology.  However it is not very well known that there is a lot of erotic archaeology out there and I’m not just talking about texts between diggers exploring some ancient rubbish tip. Yes, I am talking about historic porn. Ever since archaeologists first […]
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…JUST A CONFUSING FOUR LETTER WORD!!!   Ok, as most of you know, I have been single for a little over a year, having ‘woken up next to Victor Meldrew’ and decided that enough was enough!!!   I joined TBW as a result of an advert on another networking site because I was curious.  I […]
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So it’s a miserable wet February morning. What shall I do… I know… I’ll clear out my bedside cupboards that are full of God knows what. So I lift everything out and dump it on the bed. Folded up are two sheets of A4 with tons of my writing. I start to read and from […]
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Oh dear. I think I’ve become terribly dull. And it’s all of my own making too. This is a tricky period. One’s new path would be quite easy to give up right now. However, I must be resolute… Once upon a time I was far too afraid to do anything, a frustrating period I eventually […]
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Today is my birthday. Well, okay, today isn’t EXACTLY my birthday, because when you write something for publication, wherever it might be, there’s usually a delay between the time you write it, and the time you see it “in print,” or in this case “online.” Unless of course you’re commenting on something like YouTube for […]
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In this year of Darwin festing, it seems timely to consider the evolution of one of our post-Fall delights – namely sex.             Professor Steve Jones, in his wonderfully witty book, Almost Like a Whale, poses the interesting question: Why do men have such large genitals, especially as  Homo Erectus does not signal his genetic […]
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Last night was a hum dinger.  Massive family party with Solid Boyfriend Potential (SBP).  It was his brother and sister in law’s joint 50th and their son’s 21st.  I met the entire family.   SBP looked really handsome.  Having only ever seen him in date clothes, you know, jeans and a blazer or Barbour kinda […]
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As Toyboys go, this kind of rocks. 2 years ago . January 12. Venice. My favourite city in existence. Italian men. Sizzling….Explosive mix. Over the years I spent lots of time in Venice seeing my Best Friend who lives nearby in Trieste. She was married.  Unhappily. So we’d meet there to drink & shop and […]
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It’s New Year and it’s going to be a fantastic one for everyone…….I promise, and I should know because what I forgot to tell you guys in the blogs last year is that as well as being a poet, I’m a kind of High Priestess and professional Astrologer. I tend to keep it under my […]
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Yep 1969 – the year I entered the world. The month of March to be precise. 2009 – the year I’ve been on the planet 40 years! 2009 – January – a year since I enlisted on TBW! And because of TBW I am gonna have to seriously review the guest list for me birthday […]
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